Here is a list of things that would be difficult to do following a session with our little white friend, cocaine.thingsyoucantdocokedup@gmail.com (you know you wanna)Things You Can't Do Coked UpTumblr (3.0; @thingsyoucantdocokedup)http://thingsyoucantdocokedup.tumblr.com/TAKE IN A RELAXING CUP OF TEA<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/P3FMA9qOqayyh4gr6vBhRmPk_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><b>TAKE IN A RELAXING CUP OF TEA</b>http://thingsyoucantdocokedup.tumblr.com/post/40831772http://thingsyoucantdocokedup.tumblr.com/post/40831772Thu, 03 Jul 2008 09:41:12 -0400GIVE YOUR JAW A BREAKJaw clenching: a tell-tale sign that one...<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/P3FMA9qOqaxjyv1vbc8bFiHW_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>GIVE YOUR JAW A BREAK</b></p><p>Jaw clenching: a tell-tale sign that one has been frolicking in the white marching powder. Or that you have tetanus.</p>http://thingsyoucantdocokedup.tumblr.com/post/40692862http://thingsyoucantdocokedup.tumblr.com/post/40692862Wed, 02 Jul 2008 10:07:00 -0400ONLY USE YOUR KEYS FOR UNLOCKING DOORS<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/P3FMA9qOqaw3k9bm994Pp39y_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><b>ONLY USE YOUR KEYS FOR UNLOCKING DOORS</b>http://thingsyoucantdocokedup.tumblr.com/post/40550790http://thingsyoucantdocokedup.tumblr.com/post/40550790Tue, 01 Jul 2008 09:40:00 -0400READ THE WALL STREET JOURNALMmmm. This cocaine is...<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/P3FMA9qOqau2lr12xKML7S9u_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>READ THE <i>WALL STREET JOURNAL</i></b></p><p>Mmmm. This cocaine is excellent— really pure.</p><p>Say… could anyone else go for a read on second quarter consumer spending figures and the success of the recent rebates through the government’s fiscal stimulus plan?</p>http://thingsyoucantdocokedup.tumblr.com/post/40362321http://thingsyoucantdocokedup.tumblr.com/post/40362321Sun, 29 Jun 2008 23:38:00 -0400SUCCESSFULLY USE YOUR CREDIT CARD WITHOUT LICKING IT...<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/P3FMA9qOqascveq8mEFwvjul_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>SUCCESSFULLY USE YOUR CREDIT CARD WITHOUT LICKING IT FIRST</b></p><p>Another liability whence standing in the check-out line…</p>http://thingsyoucantdocokedup.tumblr.com/post/40225388http://thingsyoucantdocokedup.tumblr.com/post/40225388Sat, 28 Jun 2008 18:49:55 -0400DRIVE THE SPEED LIMIT <img src="http://media.tumblr.com/P3FMA9qOqaqew0dd8HG29Tov_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><b>DRIVE THE SPEED LIMIT </b>http://thingsyoucantdocokedup.tumblr.com/post/40058185http://thingsyoucantdocokedup.tumblr.com/post/40058185Fri, 27 Jun 2008 10:10:59 -0400PERFORM SURGERYYay medical malpractice insurance.<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/P3FMA9qOqaphlo2b9ucdgDTh_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>PERFORM SURGERY</b></p><p>Yay medical malpractice insurance.</p>http://thingsyoucantdocokedup.tumblr.com/post/39979306http://thingsyoucantdocokedup.tumblr.com/post/39979306Thu, 26 Jun 2008 18:39:00 -0400COLOR IN BETWEEN THE LINES<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/P3FMA9qOqap3v7xkGvavOomu_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><b>COLOR IN BETWEEN THE LINES</b>http://thingsyoucantdocokedup.tumblr.com/post/39939644http://thingsyoucantdocokedup.tumblr.com/post/39939644Thu, 26 Jun 2008 12:14:46 -0400SHAVEThat just has “hospital trip” written all over...<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/P3FMA9qOqap2c6nxvrH2688P_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>SHAVE</b></p><p>That just has “hospital trip” written all over it.</p>http://thingsyoucantdocokedup.tumblr.com/post/39934505http://thingsyoucantdocokedup.tumblr.com/post/39934505Thu, 26 Jun 2008 11:31:00 -0400EXPLAIN TO YOUR ACCOUNTANT WHERE YOUR IRA WENTNow repeat this...<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/P3FMA9qOqanxhh7owQH8XMFO_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>EXPLAIN TO YOUR ACCOUNTANT WHERE YOUR IRA WENT</b></p><p>Now repeat this for me one more time…</p>http://thingsyoucantdocokedup.tumblr.com/post/39831534http://thingsyoucantdocokedup.tumblr.com/post/39831534Wed, 25 Jun 2008 16:28:00 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/P3FMA9qOqann6crmKEg3pPyz_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><b><br/></b>http://thingsyoucantdocokedup.tumblr.com/post/39800290http://thingsyoucantdocokedup.tumblr.com/post/39800290Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:39:00 -0400STOP AFTER JUST ONE DRINK<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/P3FMA9qOqal31yzrN4TItL74_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><b>STOP AFTER JUST ONE DRINK</b>http://thingsyoucantdocokedup.tumblr.com/post/39557567http://thingsyoucantdocokedup.tumblr.com/post/39557567Mon, 23 Jun 2008 16:41:00 -0400BE COMEPLETELY HONEST WITH YOUR DOCTOR<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/P3FMA9qOqajpaqcue6NgKgOu_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><b>BE COMEPLETELY HONEST WITH YOUR DOCTOR</b>http://thingsyoucantdocokedup.tumblr.com/post/39428888http://thingsyoucantdocokedup.tumblr.com/post/39428888Sun, 22 Jun 2008 17:28:13 -0400BE THIS GUY<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/P3FMA9qOqahjs88ufIYWxY7f_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><b>BE THIS GUY</b>http://thingsyoucantdocokedup.tumblr.com/post/39261241http://thingsyoucantdocokedup.tumblr.com/post/39261241Sat, 21 Jun 2008 05:18:00 -0400STOP AND SMELL THE ROSES (OR ANYTHING, FOR THAT MATTER).Keep...<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/P3FMA9qOqaggs4xq612Ka6kM_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>STOP AND SMELL THE ROSES (OR ANYTHING, FOR THAT MATTER).</b></p><p>Keep a’ trying, fair maiden.</p>http://thingsyoucantdocokedup.tumblr.com/post/39167218http://thingsyoucantdocokedup.tumblr.com/post/39167218Fri, 20 Jun 2008 11:06:00 -0400BAIT THAT FISHING HOOK<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/P3FMA9qOqaf5d44sbq4DhJ23_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><b>BAIT THAT FISHING HOOK</b>http://thingsyoucantdocokedup.tumblr.com/post/39048659http://thingsyoucantdocokedup.tumblr.com/post/39048659Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:59:14 -0400FEEL OUT OF PLACE ON WALL STREETBathroom! Quick, my friend! <img src="http://media.tumblr.com/P3FMA9qOqadgc4eqNHxWgXJt_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>FEEL OUT OF PLACE ON WALL STREET</b></p><p>Bathroom! Quick, my friend! </p>http://thingsyoucantdocokedup.tumblr.com/post/38880082http://thingsyoucantdocokedup.tumblr.com/post/38880082Wed, 18 Jun 2008 08:30:00 -0400CONCERN KLEENEX SHAREHOLDERS  <img src="http://media.tumblr.com/P3FMA9qOqade8c9oGMUZd9YV_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><b>CONCERN KLEENEX SHAREHOLDERS  </b>http://thingsyoucantdocokedup.tumblr.com/post/38874812http://thingsyoucantdocokedup.tumblr.com/post/38874812Wed, 18 Jun 2008 07:31:00 -0400LEAVE THE DJ ALONEWell what CDs are you willing to play??!...<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/P3FMA9qOq9up7h9lprXOv5av_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>LEAVE THE DJ ALONE</b></p><p>Well what CDs<i> are</i> you willing to play??! I’ve got some rockin’ French techno on me!!!</p>http://thingsyoucantdocokedup.tumblr.com/post/37251188http://thingsyoucantdocokedup.tumblr.com/post/37251188Thu, 05 Jun 2008 05:32:00 -0400KEEP THE MIRROR ON THE WALL<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/P3FMA9qOq9uokzlhVNOvxXwT_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><b>KEEP THE MIRROR ON THE WALL</b>http://thingsyoucantdocokedup.tumblr.com/post/37249596http://thingsyoucantdocokedup.tumblr.com/post/37249596Thu, 05 Jun 2008 05:14:00 -0400