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Here is a list of things that would be difficult to do following a session with our little white friend, cocaine.

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Best of:
  • Use the bathroom alone
  • Jenga
  • Look as good in the photo
  • Remain moderate
  • Win a staring contest
  • Make the best of that long flight


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    REMAIN IN-SYNC You’re a time zone ahead of everyone else’s meter, Janice. Does “ensemble” mean nothing to you?!? Grant, work on your Pas de bourree. I’m going out for a Vitamin Water and a cigarette. Janice, there’s no “I” in “fuck you.” Take a xanax and loose the puffy vest?  

    REMAIN IN-SYNC

    You’re a time zone ahead of everyone else’s meter, Janice. Does “ensemble” mean nothing to you?!? Grant, work on your Pas de bourree. I’m going out for a Vitamin Water and a cigarette. Janice, there’s no “I” in “fuck you.” Take a xanax and loose the puffy vest?  

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