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Here is a list of things that would be difficult to do following a session with our little white friend, cocaine.

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Best of:
  • Use the bathroom alone
  • Jenga
  • Look as good in the photo
  • Remain moderate
  • Win a staring contest
  • Make the best of that long flight


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    ENJOY SUNRISE Apparently when your watch read “5:00 am,” it didn’t mean “just after midnight,” like you thought.  “Time” had really better get his act together… 

    ENJOY SUNRISE

    Apparently when your watch read “5:00 am,” it didn’t mean “just after midnight,” like you thought. 

    “Time” had really better get his act together… 

    1. woody reblogged this from thingsyoucantdocokedup and added:
      I got a laugh out of this tumblr, too bad its no longer active.
    2. moniquethefreak reblogged this from thingsyoucantdocokedup and added:
      theres no enjoying the sunrise...inebriated…the sunrise is terrifying
    3. thingsyoucantdocokedup posted this