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Here is a list of things that would be difficult to do following a session with our little white friend, cocaine.

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Best of:
  • Use the bathroom alone
  • Jenga
  • Look as good in the photo
  • Remain moderate
  • Win a staring contest
  • Make the best of that long flight


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    FEEL OUT OF PLACE ON A REALITY TV SHOW In fact, I think it’s a pre-requisite. It ensures you will drink more, eat less, and fight when provoked. Name? It’s nice to meet you, Tanya. What was your last job? Stripper?  Sweet. And you eventually want to go back to college? Whatever. Now, Tanya… What would your reaction be if I, for instance, poured a line of really poorly cut coke on this table, asked you to snort it, punch your friend and then try to make out with the chick next to you? You did that last night? Tanya, welcome to Hollywood.

    FEEL OUT OF PLACE ON A REALITY TV SHOW

    In fact, I think it’s a pre-requisite. It ensures you will drink more, eat less, and fight when provoked.

    Name? It’s nice to meet you, Tanya. What was your last job? Stripper?  Sweet. And you eventually want to go back to college? Whatever. Now, Tanya… What would your reaction be if I, for instance, poured a line of really poorly cut coke on this table, asked you to snort it, punch your friend and then try to make out with the chick next to you? You did that last night? Tanya, welcome to Hollywood.

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