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Here is a list of things that would be difficult to do following a session with our little white friend, cocaine.

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Best of:
  • Use the bathroom alone
  • Jenga
  • Look as good in the photo
  • Remain moderate
  • Win a staring contest
  • Make the best of that long flight


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    UNDERTIP… ANYONE Hello, bartender! A $10 for your work! Cab driver! Drop me off around the corner and I will unknowingly lavish you with scads of this verdant American currency! Hi, little girl! Have a fiver! No, two! Heeeyyyy, now. Is that a bluebird on my shoulder?! A $20 for your thoughts?! 

    UNDERTIP… ANYONE

    Hello, bartender! A $10 for your work! Cab driver! Drop me off around the corner and I will unknowingly lavish you with scads of this verdant American currency! Hi, little girl! Have a fiver! No, two! Heeeyyyy, now. Is that a bluebird on my shoulder?! A $20 for your thoughts?!