Things You Can't Do Coked Up RSS

Here is a list of things that would be difficult to do following a session with our little white friend, cocaine.

Got Ideas? Stories? Drop me a line: thingsyoucantdocokedup
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(you know you wanna)



Best of:
  • Use the bathroom alone
  • Jenga
  • Look as good in the photo
  • Remain moderate
  • Win a staring contest
  • Make the best of that long flight


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    MY FAVORITE FAN MAIL TO DATE:

    Hey, I thought that you might be the safest person to ask about this (safer than a random Craigslist ad at least!). I am having the hardest time finding a coke connect in the Hamptons, specifically Southampton. I’m not from New York City and I don’t go there frequently enough to find coke there and bring it here. Do you know anyone that sells it here? If not, could you ask your friends if they anyone here or if they ever even come out here, if they could bring some in and I could buy from them? I am so new here (just moved here) and found your blog in a comment on Gawker.com. I read your entire blog and it’s a fine piece of work. Nothing short of brilliant, haha! I also wanted to add my own little thing for your tumblelog… something you can’t do coked up is… and especially if you don’t have access to drinks and have crazy cotton mouth going on is… whistle! :) Looking forward to hearing from you, XXXX

    The below post goes out to him/her (and his/her grapefruit sized balls)…