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Here is a list of things that would be difficult to do following a session with our little white friend, cocaine.

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Best of:
  • Use the bathroom alone
  • Jenga
  • Look as good in the photo
  • Remain moderate
  • Win a staring contest
  • Make the best of that long flight


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    PERFORM IN A MUSICAL Shit. OMG. I’m supposed to be onstage soon. Wait. Or am I? Damn, I’m thirsty. Wait. Which act are we in? Is it weird that I think the drama teacher is hot? I can’t stop tapping my foot. I wonder if we’ll be able to score beer later. Shit. I’m in the wrong costume. No. Wait. I’m not. Am I talking out loud? OMG. OMG. OMG.

    PERFORM IN A MUSICAL

    Shit. OMG. I’m supposed to be onstage soon. Wait. Or am I? Damn, I’m thirsty. Wait. Which act are we in? Is it weird that I think the drama teacher is hot? I can’t stop tapping my foot. I wonder if we’ll be able to score beer later. Shit. I’m in the wrong costume. No. Wait. I’m not. Am I talking out loud? OMG. OMG. OMG.

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