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Here is a list of things that would be difficult to do following a session with our little white friend, cocaine.

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Best of:
  • Use the bathroom alone
  • Jenga
  • Look as good in the photo
  • Remain moderate
  • Win a staring contest
  • Make the best of that long flight


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    UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF TIME I’ll come meet you right now!! I’m in Jersey— it’ll take me like 5 minutes to get to the Upper East Side! I’ll see you at like midnight, okay*?! Go down to the stoop; be there in a few! I just need like 4 more beers and a good lay first… *Spoken at 4 a.m.

    UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF TIME

    I’ll come meet you right now!! I’m in Jersey— it’ll take me like 5 minutes to get to the Upper East Side! I’ll see you at like midnight, okay*?! Go down to the stoop; be there in a few!

    I just need like 4 more beers and a good lay first…

    *Spoken at 4 a.m.

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