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Here is a list of things that would be difficult to do following a session with our little white friend, cocaine.

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Best of:
  • Use the bathroom alone
  • Jenga
  • Look as good in the photo
  • Remain moderate
  • Win a staring contest
  • Make the best of that long flight


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    GET WRITERS BLOCK*Another amazing simile!?! Boo-ya!* People are very quick writers whilst geeked. They’re also rather quick to misplace their literary shit-detectors. But you’re different. Those 18 pages you wrote at 4 a.m. of your 5th yet-to-be-published novel are bound to be a little smidge of awesome.

    GET WRITERS BLOCK*

    Another amazing simile!?! Boo-ya!

    * People are very quick writers whilst geeked. They’re also rather quick to misplace their literary shit-detectors. But you’re different. Those 18 pages you wrote at 4 a.m. of your 5th yet-to-be-published novel are bound to be a little smidge of awesome.

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