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Here is a list of things that would be difficult to do following a session with our little white friend, cocaine.

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Best of:
  • Use the bathroom alone
  • Jenga
  • Look as good in the photo
  • Remain moderate
  • Win a staring contest
  • Make the best of that long flight


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    MAKE THE BEST OF THAT LONG FLIGHT FROM JFK TO HEATHROW Why is Snow Dogs the only fucking movie they’re playing on this flight?!? Shit. I hate the window seat. Why on EARTH did they ban smoking on these things!??! I think I’m sweating through my shirt. And it doesn’t help that the Jon Goodman look-alike next to me isn’t physically able to contain himself to HIS OWN SEAT. How does one fucking get arm fat, anyway? IS THAT TURBULENCE?!?

    MAKE THE BEST OF THAT LONG FLIGHT FROM JFK TO HEATHROW

    Why is Snow Dogs the only fucking movie they’re playing on this flight?!? Shit. I hate the window seat. Why on EARTH did they ban smoking on these things!??! I think I’m sweating through my shirt. And it doesn’t help that the Jon Goodman look-alike next to me isn’t physically able to contain himself to HIS OWN SEAT. How does one fucking get arm fat, anyway?

    IS THAT TURBULENCE?!?