READ THE WALL STREET JOURNAL
Mmmm. This cocaine is excellent— really pure.
Say… could anyone else go for a read on second quarter consumer spending figures and the success of the recent rebates through the government’s fiscal stimulus plan?
SUCCESSFULLY USE YOUR CREDIT CARD WITHOUT LICKING IT FIRST
Another liability whence standing in the check-out line…
DRIVE THE SPEED LIMIT
PERFORM SURGERY
Yay medical malpractice insurance.
COLOR IN BETWEEN THE LINES
SHAVE
That just has “hospital trip” written all over it.
EXPLAIN TO YOUR ACCOUNTANT WHERE YOUR IRA WENT
Now repeat this for me one more time…
STOP AFTER JUST ONE DRINK
BE COMEPLETELY HONEST WITH YOUR DOCTOR
BE THIS GUY
STOP AND SMELL THE ROSES (OR ANYTHING, FOR THAT MATTER).
Keep a’ trying, fair maiden.
BAIT THAT FISHING HOOK
FEEL OUT OF PLACE ON WALL STREET
Bathroom! Quick, my friend!
CONCERN KLEENEX SHAREHOLDERS
