July 3, 2008
TAKE IN A RELAXING CUP OF TEA
TAKE IN A RELAXING CUP OF TEA
July 2, 2008
GIVE YOUR JAW A BREAK Jaw clenching: a tell-tale sign that one has been frolicking in the white marching powder. Or that you have tetanus.

GIVE YOUR JAW A BREAK

Jaw clenching: a tell-tale sign that one has been frolicking in the white marching powder. Or that you have tetanus.

July 1, 2008
ONLY USE YOUR KEYS FOR UNLOCKING DOORS
ONLY USE YOUR KEYS FOR UNLOCKING DOORS
June 29, 2008
READ THE WALL STREET JOURNAL Mmmm. This cocaine is excellent— really pure. Say… could anyone else go for a read on second quarter consumer spending figures and the success of the recent rebates through the government’s fiscal stimulus plan?

READ THE WALL STREET JOURNAL

Mmmm. This cocaine is excellent— really pure.

Say… could anyone else go for a read on second quarter consumer spending figures and the success of the recent rebates through the government’s fiscal stimulus plan?

June 28, 2008
SUCCESSFULLY USE YOUR CREDIT CARD WITHOUT LICKING IT FIRST Another liability whence standing in the check-out line…

SUCCESSFULLY USE YOUR CREDIT CARD WITHOUT LICKING IT FIRST

Another liability whence standing in the check-out line…

June 27, 2008
DRIVE THE SPEED LIMIT
DRIVE THE SPEED LIMIT
June 26, 2008
PERFORM SURGERY Yay medical malpractice insurance.

PERFORM SURGERY

Yay medical malpractice insurance.

COLOR IN BETWEEN THE LINES
COLOR IN BETWEEN THE LINES
SHAVE That just has “hospital trip” written all over it.

SHAVE

That just has “hospital trip” written all over it.

June 25, 2008
EXPLAIN TO YOUR ACCOUNTANT WHERE YOUR IRA WENT Now repeat this for me one more time…

EXPLAIN TO YOUR ACCOUNTANT WHERE YOUR IRA WENT

Now repeat this for me one more time…
June 23, 2008
STOP AFTER JUST ONE DRINK
STOP AFTER JUST ONE DRINK
June 22, 2008
BE COMEPLETELY HONEST WITH YOUR DOCTOR
BE COMEPLETELY HONEST WITH YOUR DOCTOR
June 21, 2008
BE THIS GUY
BE THIS GUY
June 20, 2008
STOP AND SMELL THE ROSES (OR ANYTHING, FOR THAT MATTER). Keep a’ trying, fair maiden.

STOP AND SMELL THE ROSES (OR ANYTHING, FOR THAT MATTER).

Keep a’ trying, fair maiden.